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pizzaforpresident:

oh my god is that man wearing crocs

I agree, I don’t understand why a seemingly ordinary man would do something so bizarre as wearing crocs

pizzaforpresident:

oh my god is that man wearing crocs

I agree, I don’t understand why a seemingly ordinary man would do something so bizarre as wearing crocs

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purpleflrs:

This is the cutest shit Ive ever seen on the internet

kyohu:

SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT


THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

(via terumiafuro)

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

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SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

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IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

(Source: battyy, via notsufferingfrominsanity)

Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.”
– Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

(Source: comicsalliance.com, via notsufferingfrominsanity)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aiclan, via terumiafuro)

awesomephilia:

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

i’m pretty sure there are 17 year olds here right now who have been here since they were 14

*types “Me! I’m 17 and I’ve been here since I was 14!”*

No, no. That’s something 14-year-old me would do.

*backspaces everything*

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

passivitycity:

confidentinmyskinn:

rhosyncalypso:

weasleyappreciationblog:

nick-lang-is-twilight-sparkle:

the-feminist-librarian:

feministdykeslut:

slutshamersonfb:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

ummmmm YES.

we need PSA’s like this in the U.S. asap. this video gets to the point of what rape culture is and is very serious about it.

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Wow, absolutely. This was amazing, and it was only thirty seconds.

this is fantastic

This!! Show this in the states! 

Fucking brilliant

I’m just gonna leave this here…

(via tripdoctor)

themed by cory hunlin for tumblr.